Here are the 5 reasons:
1. Your shirt is too baggy.
2. Your blush and eyeliner are too heavy.
3. Your sunglasses look outdated.
4. You are dressing too sexy.
5. Your hair is dry and brittle.
And here's the original photo. Well, it's nice to have this informative list (and this cute picture to re-create) but to tell you the truth, I'm not really worried about looking old. Neither is Robert. My philosophy is to just look the age I am and use conditioner once in a while. Robert's philosophy is if people think we look old, that's okay, because we ARE old! And proud of it!